Post by padimus on Jun 4, 2011 11:39:56 GMT
Editors Note: Through the magic of that space cube thing that introduced the Generation 2 epsiodes, TFIO has a special guest reviewer! Wheelie! don't all applaud at once. Wheelie will be reviewing the latest version of his G1 minibot counterpart Warpath.
Here We Go!
Hello! Wheelie's friends from TF Ireland Online
At last, at last it is the time!
For a review done completely in rhyme!
Today I'll be reviewing a toy
Whose very existence brings me much joy.
Warpath is this Autobot's name
I think you'll agree that it's a shame
that he has not found wider fame
This proud bot, who suffers from Tourette's
Hasn't got a toy in 25 years, no less!
Warpath is a deep red tank
with words written in black
On his flanks
He's not based on any current tank model
Which isn't really exactly novel
Lots of tanks recently aren't that realistic
Hasbo design them to be futuristic
Transformation to robot is really quite simple
But his head reveal is a surprise
as pushing his gun barrel makes
His head pop up before your eyes!
In robot mode this guy seems really tough
with big arms and feet and other stuff
He isn't as difficult as kup, for example
In fact i think he's a good sample
Of a simple toy who's a lot of fun
But it's a shame he doesn't come with a gun
Or his hammer from WFC
that would be a sight to see!
In the end
This is a toy I recommend
If you can find it, some day
Maybe try E-bay?
On your shelf he should have a place
Buy him or Wheelie will cut your face!
Here We Go!
Hello! Wheelie's friends from TF Ireland Online
At last, at last it is the time!
For a review done completely in rhyme!
Today I'll be reviewing a toy
Whose very existence brings me much joy.
Warpath is this Autobot's name
I think you'll agree that it's a shame
that he has not found wider fame
This proud bot, who suffers from Tourette's
Hasn't got a toy in 25 years, no less!
Warpath is a deep red tank
with words written in black
On his flanks
He's not based on any current tank model
Which isn't really exactly novel
Lots of tanks recently aren't that realistic
Hasbo design them to be futuristic
Transformation to robot is really quite simple
But his head reveal is a surprise
as pushing his gun barrel makes
His head pop up before your eyes!
In robot mode this guy seems really tough
with big arms and feet and other stuff
He isn't as difficult as kup, for example
In fact i think he's a good sample
Of a simple toy who's a lot of fun
But it's a shame he doesn't come with a gun
Or his hammer from WFC
that would be a sight to see!
In the end
This is a toy I recommend
If you can find it, some day
Maybe try E-bay?
On your shelf he should have a place
Buy him or Wheelie will cut your face!
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