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Post by Danimus Prime on Feb 26, 2009 15:49:44 GMT
Post 'em if you got 'em.
"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. Thank you." - Top gangster Roman Moroni to the court, Johnny Dangerously (1984).
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ultrasteo
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Post by ultrasteo on Mar 7, 2009 13:05:38 GMT
Trautmann: Jeez that's a bad wound! How can you keep moving on that Johnny?
Rambo: You thought it to ignore pain sir.
Trautman, does it work?
Rambo: Not really.
First blood part 3
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Post by Rodimus Prime on Mar 12, 2009 13:28:57 GMT
John Reilly's line in Step Brothers about his new stepmom trying to hit on him amused me. Particularly the: "All the way from my chest pubes to my ball-fro!"
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Post by iTransfan on Mar 25, 2009 18:48:52 GMT
"Our rescue mission was under way. But two things kept running through my mind: would we get to the men in time? (Voice rising in pitch) And why did I bring helium instead of air?" - President whats his face played by Lloyd Bridges Hot Shots Part Deux
"Here's my motherf*****g farm! (gunshots, lots of gunshots) Wide load! I'm a lead farmer motherf****r" - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder
"I know who I am! I'm the dude, playing a dude disguised as another dude" - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder
"Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?" - Doc Miles, Crank 2 trailer
I have loads more of these, so many Tropic Thunder lines I could forward here
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Um! What was the question again?
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Post by markh on Mar 30, 2009 9:52:46 GMT
Doc Miles does look like he's gona rock Crank 2.
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ultrasteo
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Post by ultrasteo on Jun 11, 2009 10:27:44 GMT
Bit of a late post but there's not nearly enough Arnie one liners to put here.
"Let off some steam Bennett"
Commando
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Post by Ironhide on Jun 14, 2009 21:41:37 GMT
"aw fuck I need to take a 12 pound shit" - Jack Black tropic thunder
"what the fuck?that ain't the plan" - robert downey jr. tropic thunder
"When the fuck did we get ice cream?" - the ringer
All the lines in the film in bruge but particarly - "Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't"
also- "Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. "
Sheer brilliance
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Post by Rodimus Prime on Jun 14, 2009 22:08:31 GMT
"The human torch was denied a bank loan!" Anchorman.
"Slappin de bass mawn! Slappin dat bass! Slappin dat bay-ess!" I Love You Man
"Where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to felayssh me!" Superbad
"We took a trip to Mexico. Saw a donkey show! And as cool as that may seem, it's not. I kinda feel sorry for the donkey!" 40 Year Old Virgin
"Lord of the Rings is three movies about walking!" Clerks 2
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Post by iTransfan on Jun 28, 2009 1:08:42 GMT
saddam(in darth vader voice): i've been waiting for you obi wan. we meet at last, the circle is now complete now i am the master!
president benson: only the master of evil saddam!
saddam: your powers are *cough cough (blows inhaler)* your powerth are weak old man, you should not have come - hot shots part deux
"i'm chaos and he's mayhem, we're a double act" - lethal weapon 3
"GET TO THE CHOPPAH!" - predator
"i know now why yuh cry, but it is something i can nevah duu" - termninator 2
arnies one liners are funnier when taken out of context
gary: nice car
Spotswood: yes it is now suck my cock - team america
do i look like i have cunt written on my forehead? - crank
guy: its no use arresting me, i won't talk to you goddamn cops
batoh:talk? and what are you going to talk about? you don't even know your own name you stupid dickhead - ghost in the shell
i could go on here really, i could keep going until i finally find my wolf pack
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Post by darrianx on Aug 27, 2009 19:01:08 GMT
"You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt" - Bill (David Carradine RIP), Kill Bill: Volume 2
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Post by iTransfan on Aug 27, 2009 20:10:33 GMT
arnie: you're fired (true lies)
striker: surly there must be something you can do? doctor: yes there is and don't call me shirley (airplane)
girl: where is sully? arnie: i had to let him go (commando)
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Post by bumblebeeemzy on Sept 14, 2009 22:52:23 GMT
Customer: Hi, can I have a coffee, Black? Delaney: Can't you see we talking, White?
HAHAHAHH FUNNY ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO lmfao
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ultrasteo
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Post by ultrasteo on Sept 15, 2009 6:53:26 GMT
At globogym, we're better then you, and we know it!!!
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