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Post by Danimus Prime on May 20, 2009 7:59:10 GMT
and Hecklers tale which is Zombie porn in every sense of the word. SOLD!
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Post by Ger Hankey on May 22, 2009 11:49:06 GMT
Just been watching stuff on TV lately, haven't had a chance to go to the flicks in ages and the video shop is never the worth the effort of walking down there...
Saw Wanted the other night, it wasn't too bad at all. I've never read the comics so I didn't know what to make of it. Its a good "switch yer brain off" movie. Tell you what though, Anjie's body double needs to get out for a couple of take-aways...
Under Seige was on last night too, which is always good for a laugh. Gayest knife-fight ever! My kids look more dangerous fighting over their toys. Heres a good Under Seige drinking game; take a swig every time you see a baddie in a black polo neck top. You'll be rat-arsed in in about five minutes...
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Post by Rodimus Prime on May 22, 2009 12:32:46 GMT
Under Seige was on last night too, which is always good for a laugh. Gayest knife-fight ever! I challenge that by pointing in the direction of Commando. Bennett versus Matrix is WELL gay!
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Post by markh on May 23, 2009 16:11:46 GMT
Currently Watching A new Knight rider series on Sci fi
Kitt has Transformation abilities. So far it's not Bad.
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Post by markh on May 26, 2009 20:20:29 GMT
Currently watching Suicide Circle. HELL OF AN OPENING.
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Post by Rodimus Prime on May 27, 2009 8:27:48 GMT
Currently watching Suicide Circle. HELL OF AN OPENING. If thats a porno, thats one of the more original names...
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Post by Danimus Prime on May 27, 2009 9:12:37 GMT
Currently watching Suicide Circle. HELL OF AN OPENING. If thats a prono, thats one of the original names... I'd watch a porno called Suicide Circle: Hell Of An Opening! Though it does depend which opening we're talking about... if it's the back door you can gaurantee it's a gay thing. Actually, a porn series set in hell would rock. "The Devil's Concubine: Prickly When Wet!". "Dante's Horny Inferno!". "Beelzebuggerer!"... Etc.
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Post by Rodimus Prime on May 27, 2009 11:04:27 GMT
If thats a prono, thats one of the original names... I'd watch a porno called Suicide Circle: Hell Of An Opening! Though it does depend which opening we're talking about... if it's the back door you can gaurantee it's a gay thing. Actually, a porn series set in hell would rock. "The Devil's Concubine: Prickly When Wet!". "Dante's Horny Inferno!". "Beelzebuggerer!"... Etc. I just snorted a latte through my nose at my desk at work... !!! "Dr Heration Fellations Adventures in the Ring of Fire!" was the first bluey I remember seeing from start to finish. I assure you, I was with friends.
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Post by Ger Hankey on May 27, 2009 11:31:20 GMT
"Dr Heration Fellations Adventures in the Ring of Fire!" was the first bluey I remember seeing from start to finish. I assure you, I was with friends. Does that make it better or worse?
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Post by Danimus Prime on May 27, 2009 11:36:39 GMT
And were these friends named Mr Right-Wrist and Mr Left-Wrist? ;p
I used to watch soft core ones on telly late at night before I got Sky and discovered you could watch ten minute previews on Channel X at midnight!
First one I watched that I actually thought "phwoar!" though was Super F*ckers. Volume 1. Borrowed it from a work-colleague and it warped my fwagile wittle mind.
More Hell-Porn titles: "Satan, Get Behind Me", "Into The Abyss", "Even Angels Cum"...
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Post by markh on May 28, 2009 7:42:28 GMT
Interesting Jump there Danny Boy. The only porn on disc in my place is one involing Midgets. A Strange movie But I wouldn't call it exrotic. Strange strange movie. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_Circle
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Post by Danimus Prime on May 28, 2009 8:12:36 GMT
Midgets were born for porn! Never has a group of people been so utterly perfect for an entertainment genre!
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Post by Just Anotha Stupid Online Name on May 29, 2009 12:14:35 GMT
Midgets were born for porn! Never has a group of people been so utterly perfect for an entertainment genre! QFT. I mean where else can you find a genre where everything associated with it can fit into a suitcase. Pissed off with TV as it always repeats so been rewatching some old favourites, some with the commentrys while i try get some painting/building done- Planet Terror, Seven, Garth Merangis Dark Place, From Dusk Till Dawn, Saw 4, Labyrinth.Hills have eyes(original),Ratatouille. Caught up on some of Heroes season 3,not the best. Hoping to get to Drag me to Hell sometime over the weekend, then Terminator on wednesday, and Last House on the Left Remake after that.
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Post by Danimus Prime on May 29, 2009 12:15:52 GMT
Saw W. last night. Really funny, likeable movie. Everyone did BRILLIANTLY with their parts except James Cromwell who did well but didn't even *try* to come across as George Bush Snr. He really shouldv'e tried pushing himself a bit and do the voice.
Josh Brolin was brilliant as Dubya. Really surprised how well he did! Thandie Newton and Richard Dreyfuss were also excellent as Condy and Cheney. Nice to see Dreyfuss back in a film.
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Post by Danimus Prime on May 29, 2009 12:17:55 GMT
Midgets were born for porn! Never has a group of people been so utterly perfect for an entertainment genre! QFT. I mean where else can you find a genre where everything associated with it can fit into a suitcase. Likewise, suitcases were designed solely for porn! Only thing that'd make them better would be a hole for the blow-up doll pump...
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